Well, the first NFL Sunday has come and gone, which means that it’s once again time for the Betsology Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback to weigh in on all the action. The Dolphins trade requests lead the way.

But first, was I the only one wondering if Andrew Luck is Irish after his shocking retirement announcement a couple weeks back? Why, you ask?

Well, his last name is Luck and when this happened to Average Joe’s leader, they went on to defeat the Purple Cobras and win the entire tournament. In less gruesome fashion, Luck was taken from the Colts right before the season kicked off. I guess you could say he was ripped from the team. Or torn from the Colts? Either way, R.I.P. to a legend. Ultimately, my point is that this odd series of events could only mean one thing… the Indianapolis Colts are going to win the Super Bowl.

Of course, in order to get there, they are going to have to go through Antonio Brown to get out of the AFC. The Steelers… I mean Raiders… I mean Patriots are going to be dangerous with the All-Pro wideout on the edge. Luckily, AB’s former team was able to avoid the drama that would have come with a week 1 revenge match. Instead, they were able to be embarrassed in peace without suffering the social media wrath of No. 84. Congrats, Big Ben. What would you like to say to the fans?

That was just a little bit of what we were able to witness on NFL opening weekend, but we’re just getting started. Continue reading for a recap on some of the most notable events from week 1, like ‘Mustache’ Minshew taking over as the leader of the Jags Off.

Click to Page 2 for some early season South Beach drama.

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